I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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