I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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