We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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