i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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