he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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