So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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