Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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