mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Come see our sink grown plant.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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