Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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