There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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