Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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