I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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