HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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