i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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