his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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