What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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