Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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