Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Randomize
