I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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