So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My vagina is very pro this idea
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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