From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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