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make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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