Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Edward fifth and chaser hands
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think my moral compass just broke
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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