The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
farters have to be the big spoon...
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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