I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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