I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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