Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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