Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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