I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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