that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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