Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I didn't notice because vodka
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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