I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize