I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
only if we run a train.
done.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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