He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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