I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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