you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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