Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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