We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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