i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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