we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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