Can Purell be used as lube?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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