You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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