She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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