Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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