Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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