at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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