God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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