ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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