I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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