lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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