Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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