I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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