i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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