Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
look no pants
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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