It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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