what if I'm pregnant?
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I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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