Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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