They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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