So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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