I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
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