why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You should frame my arrest warrant.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
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